A letter to the inconsiderate dog walker

Somewhere near me Hummelstown Pa, 17036 Dear inconsiderate dog walker: Dogs are wonderful creatures. I love dogs, and I have a dog of my own who is fantastic.  It’s great that they are able to provide companionship to many of us lonely humans or not so lonely. However, their shit does not provide me with…

Bridges

I feel as though I keep running into these…..bridges. I see it, take a few steps on it, cross it, but for some reason the other side is not what I think everyone thinks. Its not that “oh once you cross the bridge everything is different on the other side” Nope as I’ve realized it’s…

About last night

Have you ever had one of those nights, the one where you think back and say to yourself “what the fuck happened last night?” Well it can all begin anywhere and anyway. My night as most of my “WTF” nights go down with my one and only best friend. It stared off the two of…

Could a good ass make a conversation?

Should these two turn around and meet? I mean they both have a good ass so what do they have to lose? Could their bumbs determine their future relationship? Could it be possible that a good ass could create a conversation on both sides? What do you think?